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| One time, there was a bum on a college campus, and on that same campus an art major freshman. One day, the freshman girl invited some people to play racketball. They brought the bum. A week later, the bum and the art major lay, entangled, in the four am grass, after sharing their first kiss. She took him to her room, and after a passionate night (she said "WOAH!"), he took care of her when she came down with the flu the next morning. The two didn't meet up again for several weeks, when their groups of friends meshed together. She housed him in her dorm, brought him food, and (unintentionally) hoarded all the blankets when they slept. He asked her out officially at the crack of noon October 21, and she drowned in the ocean of his eyes. The two have never been happier, and although she failed out and he went back home, they are still together and probably will be forever. And ever. |
