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amy is a cool girl. we met in september when we swiped each other on tinder. from that day on it was perfect with no hiccups. we met in costa rica during spring break, became german, and drank pina coladas on the beach every day. it was then, on october 31st of that spring break, that i looked her in the eyes and knew that she was the one.
we immediately broke up afterwords. it has since been years. we've been on our own personal spiritual pilgramages. i, to the faraway hills of new zealand, where i learned to telekinetically communicate with sheep. she, to the tropical land of argentina, where she carved a house for herself in the desert, and drank wine with cats.
on the fated day of june 9th, 2016, we both returned from our pilgramages and decided to be internet dating. ever since that day we have mercilessly carved millions of virtual trees to declare our love. this one is only the first in our ceaseless war against virtual reality. we will kick every noob's ass together |
