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April 16, 2021
Started from the bottom, now we here. Literally, I rode a train to the cab to the subway to the hole in Jamaica Queens. Little did I know, our love would fill up that hole in our hearts.
Shrek is love, Shrek is life. And I am his Fiona. We have a Donkey (Otter) and a Puss (Bad Kitty).
I helped him relocate out of that hole and into a home - my home. My heart. And them tiddies.
(His Turn)
I superliked her on the Tinder. Yes, that Tinder. The place where you don't go to find the love of your life. We had very good conversations for days. And then she asked me to add her contact info. Me, being cautious, did not add all of her info because I did not need *another* stalker. She took this as disinterest in her. And so she ghosted me. I had no one to plant a tree with. So I kept harvesting and planting memes. It ain't much, but it's hard work.
She dug my memes. And dug her way into my heart. And helped me climb out of my hole in Jamaica. And now the only hole I want to be inside...
Sorry to anyone reading, or listening to this, I was thinking with my other head. Also, I'm a little tipsy right now. And dem tiddies are very distracting.
Also, I love this woman. So much. It's not funny. I want to spend my life with her and wake up every morning to her god-awful snoring. I love the way she looks when she's frustrated, like an angry dwarf. I love the way she looks when she's excited. Like nothing else matters in the world except what is happening. And for me, that's what I feel every time I see her. I see the rest of my life smiling back at me. I love you!!
(Her)
I love you too!!
(Back to Him)
Omgoose this is an ugly owl on this can [Owl's Brew Boozy Tea and Botanicals]. But at least it's Gluten-Free. |
